oh christ, it's picture day and somehow I didn't lose 25 pounds overnight. And our photographer can't figure out how to light people, and when I ask for a headshot, i get a shot with head, shoulders, chest and waist.

Would it be too rude for me to ask for the photofiles, and then send them off to Maria, who's a pro, and can photoshop to even out the skin, and maybe a get rid of a circle or two? If this is to be the photo they use for the next eon, I'd like to look human. Is that too much to ask?