I burst out laughing on the metro this morning. Why? Check out my horoscope.

oops. time out.

I was going to just cut and paste from the post website, but it seems the online 'scopes are not the same as the ones in the print edition. That's odd.

anyway, here I go a typing:
gemini: "people like to listen to the pleasing, confident sound of your voice."
This is a good thing because the more people who listen, the more fans, love interests, friends and clients you aquire."

hah! and duh!